Postal 2 PC Game Review

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Postal 2 (stylized as Postal²) is a first-person shooter video game by Running with Scissors, and it is the sequel to the 1997 game Postal. Both are intentionally highly controversial due to high levels of violence and stereotyping. Unlike its predecessor, Postal 2 is played completely in first-person based on the Unreal Engine. Scenes of the game can be seen in the music video of the Black Eyed Peas single “Where Is the Love?”

In 2004, New Zealand banned Postal 2 due to “gross, abhorrent content” (urination, high impact violence, graphic vomiting, animal cruelty, homophobia, racial/ethnic stereotypes, etc.) and Australia later banned the game due to “excessive abhorrent content”. On May 1, 2007, Malaysia banned the game outright due to “very high impact violence & offensive depictions of cruelty”. The game is also banned in Germany, France and temporarily banned for sale in Sweden. The games were later legally made available worldwide through in 2009 and later on Steam in 2012.

The game received a mixed reception from critics upon its release in 2003, with some reviewers going so far as to give the game a score of zero, while others argued in favour of the game’s concept and implementation. Regardless, the game was successful enough to receive several expansions and to be included in multiple compilations, and a film adaptation of the game and its predecessor was made in 2008.

One of the major concepts of Postal 2 is that it is meant to be a “living world”, a simulation of a tongue-in-cheek off-kilter town. Game characters live out their lives completely separate from the actions of Dude; walking around town, buying and selling merchandise, and even engaging in random shootouts with each other and the police.

The town features many cars but they are all “useless exploding props”, according to Dude, and cannot be driven, although they can be blown up and sent flying into the air. In addition to cats and dogs, other animals present are elephants; these animals can be shot or set on fire—or simply annoyed by the player walking into them—causing them to trumpet with rage and attack anyone within stomping distance. A bizarre feature is the ability to pick up cats as an inventory item. When used, Postal Dude shoves the barrel of the currently equipped firearm into the cat’s anus (cats can only be used while equipped with a shotgun or assault rifle) as a ‘silencer’. Every time a shot is fired, the cat meows in apparent agony, and the gunshot is muffled. After nine shots the cat has run out of lives and it will fly from the end of the weapon. Most dogs have the ability to befriend the Dude if he feeds them a continual supply of dog biscuits or feeds them any other food (pizza, donuts, fast food). Once a canine’s loyalty has been earned, the dog will attack anyone who attacks the Dude, or alternatively, anyone whom the Dude attacks. Dogs will also chase and kill cats, and play fetch with the Dude’s inventory items and also severed heads. There were also going to be cows included in the game, but they were left unprogrammed. They did appear in Apocalypse Weekend and the A Week in Paradise modification.

The game also features a cameo by Gary Coleman, acting as himself, who appears early on as the objective of one of the game’s tasks (travel to the local shopping mall to get Gary’s autograph). The player can choose to fight and kill Coleman or simply have the book signed peacefully (after enduring a long line-up). If the book does get signed, the Dude remarks to Coleman that he really loved him in Facts of Life (a spinoff sitcom which Coleman cameoed in). Regardless of the Dude’s actions, the police storm the building in an attempt to arrest Gary Coleman and a gunfight ensues which invariably results in Coleman’s apparent demise, with or without the player’s help. Later on in the game he can also be seen in the Police Station, when the player escapes from his cell he also frees everyone else—including Coleman, who can be seen running alongside Krotchy. Coleman apparently survives as he can be seen in the Apocalypse Weekend expansion, bandaged up in the hospital (various evil Gary Coleman clones also serve as recurring enemies during Postal Dude’s constant hallucinations).

20 thoughts on “Postal 2 PC Game Review

  1. honestly anyone who gets offended at this game should be removed from the gene pool, because anyone who gets offended at a fucking video game serves only to be a detriment to humanity

    Considering the events of the past few years, my statement is irrefutably correct

  2. New Zealand and Australia are just fucking politically correct pussies. Both countries don't know the difference of a video game and real life

  3. Postal Movie is probably the only Uve Boll movie i ever enjoyed. And it's fucking awful too. But i can't help it. Sidenote: the movie is still million times better than Postal 3.

  4. I found the game to be pretty solid in the shooting department, granted I mostly just ran around with mostly just melee only. Amazing melee selection too might I add, you can even cut off peoples arms and legs. The jokes are great for those of you who arnt easy to trigger. Also lots of nice mods for the game in the steam workshop. Also the DLC is highly recommended. All in all if you got a few bucks and enjoy being a murder happy psychopath or someone enjoys extremely un-politically correct games then this is for you!

  5. HOW THE FUCK does Uwe Boll keep getting contracted to make movies?!? If I ever produced a movie I'd rather hire Ron Jeremy than Uwe Boll. AND THAT'S NOT A JOKE.

  6. I feel weird saying this but this game is brilliant. I have 43 hours on this and almost all of the achievements, most of the ones that I don't have are the Paradise Lost achievements.

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